“What do you get when you don’t pay your exorcist? Repossessed!”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: exorcist, Demonic Possession, Double Entendre
“Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was standing out in his field.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Scarecrow, Double Entendre
“Why was the teacher cross-eyed? Because he couldn’t control his pupils.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Double Entendre
“How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Tentacles