A Softer World

“What would I do without you? Him, probably.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I wonder if the ugly duckling felt stupid when he realized being pretty didn't magically solve all his problems.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Look. I'm just being honest. That excuses me from empathy or tact right?”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I don't understand your complaint. There totally is a straight pride march. That same day, too. On all the other streets.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I'm sorry about those late night emails. I only said those things because I was too drunk to be afraid.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I disagree with your opinion but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I will always love you. Or anyway, I will always have loved you now.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is fire ants.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I wonder how many hauntings go unreported because wailing and the clank of chains are still better than an empty house.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“You are the love of my life so far.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“You make me want to pretend to be a better man.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Good decisions are just bad decisions you didn't get to make.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I figured out how to be happy. But I can't tell you. You not knowing is a big part of it.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I love the way your face lights up when someone says 'It might be dangerous.'”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“There should be a word for the things we do not because we want to but because we want to be the kind of person who wants to.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Sex doesn't ruin friendships. People ruin friendships.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I'm worried that if they ever make a movie of my life, the tagline will be 'Get him.'”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Before we met I was so scared of dying. But if the end comes today, this will have been enough.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com