A Softer World

“Consent would be a good name for a band on account of how awkward people would feel trash talking them.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“It's time to make yourself proud and everyone else a little nervous.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Being stuck in the friend zone is actually really nice. Who couldn't use more friends?”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I believe most people are inherently good. But overcoming our nature is what separates us from the animals.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Feelings are the real kissing disease.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“If I could have just one wish, I would probably screw it up.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I want everyone to love me and I'm pretty sure the trick is to just be myself, but with money.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Overreaction: Any reaction to something that doesn't affect me.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I came up with the best way to shut people up: 'Oh shit, you're right!'”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“My resolution this year is to buy a dog and practice loving something back.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“You'll never see the end of your own story, so maybe you should throw in some sub-plots?”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what i am hearing: Happiness isn't worth any inconvenience.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“You were my everything. Which, upon reflection, was probably the problem.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Being with you is better than loneliness. And I guess I thought those were my only two options?”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Imagine if instead of only 10 percent of our brains, we could access 9 percent. Just one percent less. How happy we might be!”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I don't wish I were dead, but some time off from being alive would be nice.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I am so tired of taking everyone' word for it that money doesn't buy happiness.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“There are two types of love. True love, and the love we actually get.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“There is a fire deep inside us and nobody else can see when it burns out.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com