A Softer World

“This town isn't big enough for the both of us. Let's run away together!”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I am a pacifist and I will be a pacifist until I die or someone threatens my mother.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I want people to tell their children terrifying stories about the things we did for love.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I get a crazy impulse when you smile at me. Like I want to step in front of buses in a good way.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“It turns out I don't really want to have sex. I guess I just got confused because you're so great!”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“If you died, I would go through hell to bring you back. That would be easy. I'm not sure how to deal with us just drifting apart.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“It turns out that sometimes the future actually belongs to someone else.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Imagine I am falling in love with you. Can you picture it? Now picture that backwards.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“This is how breakups work. I will give you back your movies when you give me back my twenties.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Don't think of it as us breaking up. Think of it as me being happy again.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw!”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Life is never so bleak that you can't turn things around with a crime spree.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I sold my soul to the devil but didn't get paid or anything. He said it'd be a good experience.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I joined Plenty Of Fish to find out who stole my bike. A fun first date would be going to your house to see if you have my bike.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Sometimes when someone says 'go big or go home,' it's kind of nice to just go home.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“Sometimes when two people love each other, it's really unfortunate.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“My biggest pet peeve is bad grammar. Is this the life I hoped I'd have?”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“I don't know how to tell you that I'm glad the passion is gone. I used to think of you every waking moment and now I get so much more work done.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“It freaks me out when I think about how big the universe is. Just so big and growing bigger, exploding outward constantly in all directions, so no, I don't care how fast I was going, officer.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com

“We don't have to be who we were before now. I could be proud of my body. You could be a vampire or something.”

— Emily Horne, Joey Comeau, asofterworld.com