Quotes from All That

“Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun.”

“If you're telling a guy a story and he starts to choke, don't say, 'look dude, I'm right in the middle of a story.”

“At fine restaurants, it's considered rude to butter yourself.”

“If you're on a first date with somebody, never stick your finger in their spaghetti, twirl it and holler, 'Lookie date, I'm makin sketti circles.”