Episode

The Christening

by Mila Beske, Zoey Beske, Greg Grunberg, Robert Gant, Mary Pat Gleason and 15 others

Ben convinces Bonnie and Ray to invite conservative Aunt Betty to Emma's baptism in the hopes she'll write a nice, fat check for Emma. The Wheelers nearly pull off their ruse as a perfectly normal family, until Ray's boyfriend Steve shows up demanding ans

(8 total)

Characters

Heidi Clements (8)Derek Theler (2)Greg Grunberg (2)Jean-Luc Bilodeau (2)Ben Wheeler (2)Ray Wheeler (2)Danny Wheeler (2)Tahj Mowry (1)Riley Perrin (1)Chelsea Kane (1)

“Hey hey hey. This place is sacred. What the hell are you two doing? Damn! I just said 'hell.' Crap! I just said 'damn.'”

— Heidi Clements, Ben Wheeler, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, imdb.com

Tagged: sacred, Hell, holy place, Curse Words

“Okay, you're cute, a little awkward... I'm ready.”

— Heidi Clements, Tucker Dobbs, Tahj Mowry, imdb.com

Tagged: Cute, awkward, Ready

“You're supposed to be there for guidance.”

— Heidi Clements, Riley Perrin, Chelsea Kane, imdb.com

Tagged: Guidance, Parenthood, help

“Ben, all we gotta do is pretend to be a perfectly normal all-American family for 24 hours and we are back in!”

— Heidi Clements, Ray Wheeler, Greg Grunberg, imdb.com

Tagged: perfectly normal, all-american, Family

“Riley: Okay. So a teenage Emma meets a boy. Danny: Bam, beat the crap out of him.”

— Heidi Clements, Danny Wheeler, Derek Theler, imdb.com

Tagged: Teenage, Boy, bam, Beat Up

“She thought we were lunatics raising hooligans.”

— Heidi Clements, Ray Wheeler, Greg Grunberg, imdb.com

Tagged: Lunatics, raising, hooligans

“Oh oh! Baby born outta wedlock.”

— Heidi Clements, Danny Wheeler, Derek Theler, imdb.com

Tagged: Baby, born, Wedlock

“Today I learned that my mother and father looted my savings and stole my hopes and dreams.”

— Heidi Clements, Ben Wheeler, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, imdb.com

Tagged: mother, father, looted, Savings, stole