“Will: Okay, what do you do for fun? Erica: Watch movies, listen to music, worship the devil. You know, typical teenage shenanigans.”— Alex McAulay, Matt Spicer, Max Winkler, Erica Vandross, Zoey Deutch, imdb.com
“Okay, so you’re probably going, 'Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?' But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Riley: Okay. So a teenage Emma meets a boy. Danny: Bam, beat the crap out of him.”— Heidi Clements, Danny Wheeler, Derek Theler, imdb.com
“I was up visiting a friend's, and was walking back home in the evening, and saw these three seniors, seniors in high school approaching. I just had a feeling that something was going to happen, and sure enough, one of them just took out a billy club and whacked me on the back of the neck. For no rea…”— Jeffrey Dahmer, angelfire.com
“I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.”— Meg Cabot, amazon.com
“Which of the people here would suspect that so much is going on in the mind of a teenage girl?”— Ann Frank, amazon.com