Quotes tagged ‘Baby’

“After Justin and Hailey Bieber announced their pregnancy news earlier this week, many began wondering how the famous couple were able to keep the exciting news a secret.”

— Hannah Sacks, people.com

“I won't eat any baby of any kind. I don't eat babies.”

— Lisa Rinna, imdb.com

“The gender fixation is a historical anomaly, a perfect storm of technology, psychology, and anxiety about a changing world.”

— Chris Chafin, Vox , vox.com

“Now, multiple sources tell E! News that the Queen in the North is expecting an heir, and the Jonas Brother will become a Jonas father.”

— Madeleine Aggeler, The Cut, thecut.com

“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd d…”

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Coach Harris, John Goodman, imdb.com

“I watched a dog lick SpaghettiOs off a baby's head.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”

— Becky Lucas, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.com

“Ann Walker: I'm very fond of children but I'm not sure that I'd want to... Anne Lister: What? Ann Walker: Give birth. Anne Lister: No. No, it's not something I've ever felt compelled to do. I dissected a baby once.”

— Sally Wainwright, Anne Lister, Suranne Jones, imdb.com

“You need to come home with me, baby, 'fore you break my heart.”

— Sam Sheridan, Jimmy Lee, Golden Brooks, imdb.com

“Santiago 'Pope' Garcia: I need a pilot. Francisco 'Catfish' Morales: I got the new baby now. Santiago 'Pope' Garcia: This can change you and that baby’s life forever.”

— Mark Boal, J. C. Chandor, Santiago "Pope" Garcia, Oscar Isaac, imdb.com

“This baby... It's me... It's what happened to me!”

— Shinobu Hashimoto, Hideo Oguni, Akira Kurosawa, Kikuchiyo, Toshiro Mifune, imdb.com

“That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.”

— Frank Pierson, Donn Pearce, Dragline, George Kennedy, imdb.com

“Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby? Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him. Wednesday: Especially his head.”

— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

“Oscar Martinez: Don't you want to see the baby? Dwight Schrute: Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.”

— Aaron Shure, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Jodie: She’s just my mother, she’s not gonna bite you. Dizzy: Just your mother? I mean, okay, I’m the guy. I want to tell her about the wedding and the baby, but what? Four times I’ve stood there looking at her, and looking at her looking at me, and then she starts turning into Queen Kong and I star…”

— Tony Spiridakis, Eric Roth, Arthur 'Dizzy' Mazelli, Ken Garito, imdb.com

“You are like a baby. Making noise, don't know what to do.”

— James Cameron, Princess Neytiri, Zoe Saldana:, imdb.com

“I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?”

— Diablo Cody, Leah, Olivia Thirlby, imdb.com

“Mac MacGuff: Who is the kid? Juno MacGuff: The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly.”

— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com

“You're like naturally smart, and you're not like everyone else. You don't stare at my stomach all the time, you look at my face and every time I see you, the baby starts kicking super hard.”

— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com

“Can't we just like kick this old school? You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?”

— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com