“[Beavis and Butt-head walk up to a female police officer who is posing as a prostitute] Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much? Officer: Fifty. Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.comTagged: undercover cop, prostitution
“Daria: You guys will never graduate. Butt-head: Uhh…never masturbate?”— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.comTagged: graduate, masturbate, Misheard