“I love sex, I love it. I can't do shit no more. And I'm blessed. I'm big bone-ded. I'm heavy structured. I'm hung low. If I pull my shit out this whole room get dark.”— Bernie Mac, youtube.comTagged: Standup Comedy, Comedians, Deceased Comedians, Def Comedy Jam
“Whew, shit, you patch-eyed mother fucker. You broke-leg son of a bitch.”— Bernie Mac, youtube.comTagged: Standup Comedy, Comedians, Deceased Comedians, Def Comedy Jam
“She said Mac, can I ask you a question, "Does pussy taste like pumpkin pie?" Made me mad as hell, I said "Don't ask me no damn question like that. I never had no pumpkin pie."”— Bernie Mac, youtube.comTagged: Standup Comedy, Comedians, Deceased Comedians, Def Comedy Jam