Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.
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Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog because it croaks every night.
Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: ‘Put it on my bill.’
Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.
Q: Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? A: Mount Rushmore.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q: Why were they called the Dark Ages? A: Because there were lots of knights.
Q: What does the world’s top dentist get? A: A little plaque.
Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A chalkboard.
Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: ‘You're too young to smoke.’
Q: Why is there no gambling in Africa? A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.