“"Do you have a pen- I don't have a pen...Can you remember all my shit? Do you have a lipstick or something? A crayon?"”— Dane Cook, genius.comTagged: pen, Writing, notes, Instructions, Instrument
“"This is horribly- this feels so horribly damaged Even if I was blind I would know this is horribly damaged By the way it feels"”— Dane Cook, genius.comTagged: Feelings, Emotion, Sad, hurt, Pain
“"They're like. Alright, why did you stop at a red light And let me hit you doing 80?! WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT?"”— Dane Cook, genius.comTagged: Traffic, Stop, red light, Car, speed