“I met your son...he's a wonderful young kid. And he was smiling because he knows one day he's going to come into a lot of money.”— Don Rickles, cnn.comTagged: Jimmy Kimmel, Inheritance, Greedy Children
“Oh, there's the black guy from 'The Unit'... now he works for Allstate.”— Don Rickles, cnn.comTagged: insults, Allstate
“It's sweet of you, Dave — I know your busy schedule of going to the bank and trying to figure out what the hell you do.”— Don Rickles, cnn.comTagged: David Letterman, insults
“Those were the days, when albums were big. And now that's over with, and I'm on this.”— Don Rickles, cnn.comTagged: Jay Leno, Fame, Washed Up
“Bob, I'm so happy for you, but do us a favor: Get off the air. How long [are you going to do this]? The soldiers, the Navy, they're getting tired. Every time there's a war, you're right there. In Iran, they're fed up, they're fighting and you go, 'I wanna tell you...' with your golf club. It's over.…”— Don Rickles, cnn.comTagged: Bob Hope, Age-Shaming, insults
“But why am I here tonight, Jerry? Because you could get hot again.”— Don Rickles, cnn.comTagged: Jerry Lewis, insults, Fame
“You were all marvelous, really you were. I [could spend] all night saying how great you were...except De Niro was weak.”— Don Rickles, cnn.comTagged: Robert Deniro, insults