Quotes tagged ‘Jay Leno’

(2 total)

“Those were the days, when albums were big. And now that's over with, and I'm on this.”

“Yeah, I got some family backstage. Course my family's nuts; they're crazy. Yep. My uncle Leo. I had lunch with him the other day, he's one of these guys that anything goes wrong in life, he blames it on anti-Semitism. You know what I mean, the spaghetti's not al dente? Cook's an anti-Semite. Loses a…”

— Marjorie Gross, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com