“I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now.”— Ellen Degeneres, imdb.comTagged: Pills, Africa, Bushman, Paxil, First world problems
“What's with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people. That's it, just crazy people.”— Ellen Degeneres, imdb.comTagged: Mental Illness, Disorders, Crazy People
“We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Sno-Caps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything?…”— Ellen Degeneres, imdb.comTagged: Popcorn, candy, Sierras, Milk Duds, Sno-Caps