“Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field? Brendon: We tried, but you were too big. Coach McGuirk: Excuse me? Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk? Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off th…”
— Bill Braudis, Brendon Small, Loren Bouchard, Melissa Bardin Galsky, Janine Ditullio, H. Jon Benjamin, Coach John McGuirk (voice) / Brendon Small (voice), H. Jon Benjamin / Brendon Small, imdb.com
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