“Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field? Brendon: We tried, but you were too big. Coach McGuirk: Excuse me? Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk? Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off…”Tagged: Drunk