“Act like a parent, talk like a peer. I call it peer-renting.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: Family, Parenting, humor
“If you get pulled over for speeding, tell them your spouse has diarrhoea.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor
“Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I'm looking you in the eye.'”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor
“The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: Expectations, humor
“You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets.'”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, First Impressions
“Never be afraid to reach for the stars because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a Parent-chute.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, Family, Parenthood
“Take a lesson from Parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, Loneliness
“Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, Life
“Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: Success, humor
“Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, Marriage, Sex
“You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, character
“If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, Love
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life'll be all like 'what?!'”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor, Life
“I’ve always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I’ve succeeded as a dad.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: Family, Fatherhood, humor
“So Laura’s trying to test me? Bring it on. I’ve been tested my entire life. They could never find anything.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: humor
“Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.comTagged: Dancing, humor