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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. You've either done it or know someon

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“Yes, of course I want to get married, but does that mean I'm not allowed to go out and have a good time? Am I supposed to just marry any schmuck that comes along?”

— Chelsea Handler, amazon.com

Tagged: Marriage, Getting Married, H4D-48

“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”

— Chelsea Handler, books.google.com

Tagged: Drinking, Trust, Alcohol

“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”

— Chelsea Handler, amazon.com

Tagged: Sex, hookups