“For some reason, it didn’t devastate me to hear about his crushes, and it didn’t feel that uncomfortable talking about mine. We came up with some rules.”— Sex Diaries, thecut.com
“Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!”— Ice Cube, Craig Jones, Ice Cube, imdb.com
“Uh, everybody get down! Uh, there's someone getting actively dicked!”— Dave King, Ruthie, Patti Harrison, imdb.com
“We’re hot, we’re cool, We’re killing it. Oh, hey, remind me, I have to find a guy to go home with tonight because I don’t have a house.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com
“This story isn’t interesting or unique. I guess it just reminded me that sex is weird and funny and two people trying to connect with no chemistry is so cringe-inducing it’s almost freeing and sweet.”— Ryan O’Connell, mylivejournalsucks.tumblr.com
“This whole summer has been pretty wild, pretty crazy. Lots of fights. Lots of hookups. Lots of drama.”— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com
“You can head into a hookup like a man wandering naked into the woods, and sure, sometimes you’ll be fine. But do a little bit of prep, and things are always going to be more pleasant.”— merritt k, melmagazine.com
“I also want everyone I’ve ever hooked up with to just jack off together. That might bring me back to life.”— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com
“Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick? Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!”— Sera Gamble, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com
“I know you want this for life Taking pictures with all my ice But I can't have no wife I just want you for the night”— Lil Yachty, open.spotify.com
“Having sex with someone you love feels like you’ve ‘found’ something. There’s a real sense of discovering something that was missing before, a completeness that you don’t get from random hookups or even with long term lovers that you’re not in love with.”— Luke, thoughtcatalog.com
“No one has the right to make you feel guilty about having sex with someone.”— Maya Kachroo-Levine, thoughtcatalog.com
“Sure, some people use Tinder as a source of finding hook-ups rather than long-term love, but asking for/sharing dick-pics or fanny-photos isn't for everyone, so seriously, don't lead with it.”— Luke Johnson, digitalspy.com
“Don't send a first message after 10 p.m. on a weekend unless you want to hook up.”— David Fox, cosmopolitan.com
“Although casual hook ups don’t need to be planned or picked from a line up, be aware that randomly picking from a large pool can be dangerous. If you want a night of casual sex, that’s fine, but don’t walk up to the first ‘rando’ with the cut body. Play it safe and do your research.”— Jessica McKinney, collegecandy.com
“Pick your standards. What are you looking for in a casual bed partner? I'm not saying you need to lower your standards, but there are plenty of people I'd consider a casual hookup with even though I'd rather not date them.”— Marianne, xojane.com