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“As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.”

“If you’re a girl and you don’t have any level of girl crushes on a girl, you’re just fucking lying to yourself.”

“You know what they say about guys with big feet: ‘Have sex with me.’”

“One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked.”

“On sex: ‘Unless I just scored a touchdown for a flag football team, don’t spank my ass.”

“There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.”