“Jeannie is a very attractive woman. She's very thin, and I know I look like I have two wives and I ate one of them.”— Jim Gaffigan, npr.orgTagged: Weight, fat
“When you have a little girl, as a parent you think, 'I should probably save for med school.' And when you have a little boy, you think, 'There's going to be a couple rounds of rehab.”— Jim Gaffigan, npr.orgTagged: Parenting, kids, Sons, daughters
“My wife wanted me to add a disclaimer to my book that said 'No one should eat like this.' There are people who think I'm a proponent of unhealthy eating. I'm like the opposite of Michelle Obama.”— Jim Gaffigan, npr.orgTagged: Dieting, food