Episode

Trust No Bitch

by Matt Peters, Ruby Rose, Jenji Kohan, Cal Chapman, Michael Chernus and 9 others

Miracles and conversions occur, but Piper and Caputo know that some situations can't be dealt with through spiritual means.

(4 total)

Characters

Jenji Kohan (4)Kate Mulgrew (2)Galina 'Red' Reznikov (2)Jim Danger Gray (1)Sam Healy (1)Cal Chapman (1)Michael Harney (1)Michael Chernus (1)

“Love is the lie we tell ourselves so we don't go extinct.”

— Jenji Kohan, Jim Danger Gray, Sam Healy, Michael Harney, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Lie, Reproduction, Extinct

“Everybody has a soulmate. But they're usually on the other side of the bars, or the wall, or the planet from you. That's the way the universe works.”

— Jenji Kohan, Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com

Tagged: soulmates, Long Distance, Prison

“'Happily ever after' was invented for the storybooks, so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves.”

— Jenji Kohan, Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com

Tagged: Happily Ever After, Storybooks, Suicide

“While I'm really proud of how evil prison has made you, I think you're overestimating your villain index. You're still transitioning. You know, you're not Walter White yet. You're Walter White-ink.”

— Jenji Kohan, Cal Chapman, Michael Chernus, imdb.com

Tagged: Walter White, villain, Evil