Pokémon GO on the App Store

“We all know what we want, we want Shiny Pokemon, so far this game has been Godly.”

— JediAray, itunes.apple.com

“This game is incredible, me and my girlfriend were supposed to go catch a movie yesterday and as I was driving, she noticed a huge amount of items in our downtown area. So, I turned the car around and went to the downtown area of Fort Worth and we caught so many Pokemon and collected a bunch of eggs…”

— Angel The Undead, itunes.apple.com

“You are basically asking a newborn baby to walk around on his legs.”

— Jsjdbebdhfrb, itunes.apple.com

“At first i thought the game was just you using your camera and there are Pokemons everywhere surrounding you, but nah it's just a map and you walk around to get close to Pokemon.”

— carey, itunes.apple.com

“My local poke gym is only a block away from me and it is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts? I can see a monster just waiting to be caught... in the parking lot of my local police department... I'm not even making these two things up.”

— VariVox, itunes.apple.com

“Can't change her face or her outfit other than the jumpsuit with tights. That's literally the only thing I dislike.”

— torieleaner, itunes.apple.com

“Not only that, but many stops or gyms are at churches or cemeteries. Umm, I ain't disrespecting those places by going just for a game.”

— Poké-heartbreak, itunes.apple.com

“...there is nothing that beats the feeling of after you close a restaurant and you, your two coworkers and your manager all run across the street to catch the wild Rappidash in the parking lot of the Pizza Hut...”

— Makes me wanna be wesker, itunes.apple.com

“One last thing, I've never seen so many nerds walking around outside at once. I'd bet a mom had a hand in making this app.”

— Jeremy Spuds, itunes.apple.com

“Pokemon are like animals, so shouldn't they be more likely encountered in their likely habitat than in a stinky city.”

— GAhhhhh buffet, itunes.apple.com

“At its current state, you spend 99% of your time logging in and 1% playing.”

— TheGreatSocialExperiment, itunes.apple.com

“I feel that it is hard to "Catch Them All" when you don't have enough balls to do it.”

— Ken-FACE, itunes.apple.com

“I was very excited to play this game, but I was unaware that upon further research I would be let down by a half-baked but fully rushed game that has more bugs and problems in it than a killer bee swarm in a kindergarten.”

— RYcalibrated, itunes.apple.com

“I used to hate going outside. But now thanks to the app I can get outside and get my exercise again. Also I love Pokemon!”

— Boogers Are Gross, itunes.apple.com

“I'm VERY displeased that every half-wit with a smart phone now thinks they've been a geek since the 90's. I feel like I can't claim my Poke-pride anymore because everyone on my street is proud to own 20 Pidgey's and doesn't understand my utter need for a max repel.”

— RavynB, itunes.apple.com

“I dreamed of getting laid and playing Pokemon. Now this day has arrived!”

— AlexQt, itunes.apple.com

“Great to interact with the world and the Pokemon world!”

— Dano50, itunes.apple.com

“I usually like staying indoors during the summer but oh boy, this game got me going out in 105 degree weather so I’m out there burning. I was taking a poop once right, and a Sandshrew came through and I was like whhaaaattt, and lo and behold, a Rapidash and a Vulpix came by too. I was appalled. This…”

— Kacedamenace, itunes.apple.com

“I want to be given the chance to somewhat bond or interact with my Pokémon after catching it.”

— Cardtastic!, itunes.apple.com

“It's a shame to see how antisocial and lazy some kids have become. This app did what Michelle Obama failed to do for 8 years in just 24 hours.”

— Applemac, itunes.apple.com