“Two mallards walk into a bar, the third one ducks.”— Unknown, reddit.comTagged: Funny Quotes, One-Liners, Puns, Animal Jokes
“It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”— Unknown, reddit.comTagged: Funny Quotes, Kleptomaniacs, Punny Jokes, One-Liners
“A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.”— Unknown, reddit.comTagged: Funny Quotes, Double Entendre, Punny Jokes
“I'm trying to be less self-deprecating, but I'm not very good at it.”— Unknown, reddit.comTagged: Funny Quotes, One-Liners, Self-Deprecating Humor, Self-Deprecating
“I removed the shell from my racing snail to make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish.”— Unknown, reddit.comTagged: Funny Quotes, Animal Jokes, Puns, One-Liners