“Roxie: Miles, tell her that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry. Miles: In cahoots with the flower companies and candy manufacturers. I have a hunch the Trilateral Commission is also involved. Sabrina: That's so cute, I never realized how muc…”
— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com