“Roxie: Miles, tell her that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry.
Miles: In cahoots with the flower companies and candy manufacturers. I have a hunch the Trilateral Commission is also involved.
Sabrina: That's so cute, I never realized how much you two have in common.”
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