Episode

The Note

by Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Tom Cherones, Jeff Lester and 14 others

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with his therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to write a note so that insurance will cover therapy for George and Elaine. Then, George's paranoia about men

(5 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (6)Larry David (5)Jason Alexander (2)George Costanza (2)

“Why is it so difficult, uncomfortable, to be naked? It's because when you have clothes on you can always kinda make those little adjustments that people like to do ... you feel like you're getting it together, yeah, yeah pretty good, feeling good looking good. But when you're naked it's like it's so…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Nudity, Body Positivity

“What causes homophobia? What is it that makes a heterosexual man worry? I think it's because men know that deep down we have weak sales resistance. We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right. Men think, ‘Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wand…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Homophobia, Men

“Kramer, you know you are always welcome in my home but as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned, that's another story.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Nudity

“It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Homophobia, massages

“The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings It is the chopsticks but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name You call my doorman, Sammy, ‘Samuel,’ but you didn't even say ‘Samuel’ You went ‘Sam-U-EL.’ ‘Pappy-ay muh-shay?’ What is Pappy-ay muh-shay?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Pretentious, Truth