Episode

The Opera

by Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Jason Wingreen, Heidi Swedberg and 6 others

"Crazy" Joe leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the "kibosh" on him. Kramer has tickets for the opera, Pagliacci, and everyone is going including Elaine and her boyfriend "Crazy" Joe. Elaine drops in on Joe's apartment and is she surprised by what s

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Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (6)Larry Charles (4)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1)Elaine Benes (1)

“I had some friends drag me to an opera recently, you know how they've got those little opera glasses, you know, do you really need binoculars, I mean how big do these people have to get before you can spot 'em? These opera kids they're going two-fifty, two-eighty, three-twenty-five, they're wearing…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Opera, Binoculars, Optometry

“The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device created by women because they know that men a…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Tuxedos, Marriage, Formal Wear, Disposable Men

“The hardest part about being a clown, it seems to me, would be that you're constantly referred to as a clown. ‘Who was that clown?,’ ‘I'm not working with that clown, did you hire that clown?,’ ‘The guy's a clown!’ How do you even start into being a clown, how do you know that you want to be a clown…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Volkswagen, Clowns, Circus

“Do I think you're a clown? No, not if it’s bad to be a clown, if it’s bad to be a clown then you are definitely not a clown. But if it’s good to be a clown then, you know, I would have to rethink the whole thing.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Clowns, Stalkers