Episode

The Muffin Tops

by Spike Feresten, Mr. Lippman, Harris Shore, Andy Ackerman, Elayne Taylor and 30 others

George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes back, so he starts wearing some of the clothes. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were put into the book. Kramer goes to the book signing, claiming he is the real "Peterman." George

(5 total)

Characters

Spike Feresten (5)Jerry Seinfeld (2)Mr. Lippman (2)Harris Shore (2)Rebecca (1)Sony Eddy (1)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1)Elaine Benes (1)

“I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps.”

— Spike Feresten, Rebecca, Sony Eddy, imdb.com

Tagged: Poverty, Unemployment, homeless

“The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality.”

— Spike Feresten, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Sarcasm, Reality

“It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million-dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops.”

— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Muffin Tops, Entrepreneurs, Million-Dollar Idea

“If you can call it that. Why is it every halfwit and sitcom star has his own book out now?”

— Spike Feresten, Mr. Lippman, Harris Shore, imdb.com

Tagged: Sitcom Stars, Halfwits, celebrity, Vanity, Publishing

“Elaine, these ideas are all in the air. They're in the air.”

— Spike Feresten, Mr. Lippman, Harris Shore, imdb.com

Tagged: Ideas, Plagiarism