“It’s this stupid hat. I am telling you, it’s totally blowing my best feature.”— Jovan Taylor, Kate Trefry, Shawn Levy, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery, imdb.com
“The mugshot was so embarrassing, my eyebrows looked crazy... but I did at least have my lashes on.”— TInsley, Herself, TInsley, imdb.com
“Sir Lionel Frost: Eight feet tall. Chest circumference seventy inches. Total weight about 650 pounds. Sir Link: Well, I’d say it’s more like, you know, 630 pounds. It’s the hair that makes me look heavier, I think.”— Chris Butler, Sir Lionel Frost (voice), Hugh Jackman, imdb.com
“Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary. David: She thinks it's fancy?”— Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois, Lilo, Daveigh Chase, imdb.com
“Taking selfies doesn’t hurt anyone, isn’t offensive by nature, and is largely inconsequential.”— Sable Young, allure.com
“Tom Ripley: Nothing is more naked than your handwriting. See how nothing's quite touching the line? That's vanity. Dickie Greenleaf: Well, we certainly know that that's true.”— Anthony Minghella, Tom Ripley, Matt Damon, imdb.com
“Princess Elizabeth: Is it word from Richard? Lady Margaret: He's using you, you fool, to shame Henry and rob men from his side, but you're so vain you think he loves you. Princess Elizabeth: He does love me, you spiteful— Lady Margaret: You're a whore. You are monstrous in the eyes of God for what y…”— Emma Frost, Lady Margaret Beaufort, Amanda Hale, imdb.com
“We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”— Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“I once dated a guy who washed his car more than he washed his hair.”— Dan Dworkin, Jay Beattie, Jennifer Jareau, A. J. Cook, imdb.com
“Fame and envie are both needlesse to the dead because unknown, sometimes dangerous to the living when too well knowne: reason enough that I rather cause to say nothing, then too little, in the praise of the deceased Author, or of your Lordship my desired factor.”— Francis Drake, international.loc.gov
“If you can call it that. Why is it every halfwit and sitcom star has his own book out now?”— Spike Feresten, Mr. Lippman, Harris Shore, imdb.com
“Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure...my twinkle! Everything I have I owe to this face.”— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Curiosity is only vanity. We usually only want to know something so that we can talk about it.”— Blaise Pascal, amazon.com
“If vanity makes you feel good and makes you productive, I think it’s a good thing.”— François Nars, thecut.com
“What would it mean if we didn’t run from our own ugliness or each other’s? How do we take the sting out of ‘ugly?’ What would it mean to acknowledge our ugliness for all it has given us, how it has shaped our brilliance and taught us about how we never want to make anyone else feel? What would it ta…”— Mia Mingus, leavingevidence.wordpress.com
“It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication. Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging.”— Red Hot Chili Peppers, open.spotify.com