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Silicon Valley

In the high-tech gold rush of modern Silicon Valley, the people most qualified to succeed are the least capable of handling success. Partially inspired by Mike Judge’s own experiences as a Silicon Valley engineer in the late ‘80s, Silicon Valley is an Ame

(10 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (2)Season 2 (4)Season 3 (2)Season 4 (2)

Characters

T.J Miller (4)Mike Judge (4)Dan O’Keefe (4)Elrich Bachmann (4)Bertram Gilfoyle (3)Martin Starr (3)Jimmy O. Yang (2)Jian Yang (2)Richard Hendriks (1)Carrie Kemper (1)

“Question for you. What's better than octopus recipe? Answer for you. Eight recipes for octopus. My grandmother gave me a family recipe before she died in a horrible way.”

— Carrie Kemper, Jian Yang, Jimmy O. Yang, imdb.com

Tagged: More is Better, Answer Your Own Questions

“Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent." And "business." And "man," come to think of it.”

— Mike Judge, Elrich Bachmann, T.J Miller, imdb.com

Tagged: Business

“Hi my name is Erlich Bachman, I'm a lying fuck.”

— Chris Provenzano, Dan O’Keefe, Jian Yang, Jimmy O. Yang, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Moments, Best Of TV, Silicon Valley

“Well, I mean, we have an unemployed and very pissed off systems guy, who very publicly threatened to skillfuck our whole system.”

— Mike Judge, Richard Hendriks, Thomas Middleditch, imdb.com

“At least the actual Judas had the curtosy to kill himself after betraying his leader, Jesus Chris. He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?”

— Dan O’Keefe, Elrich Bachmann, T.J Miller, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny Moments, Best Of TV, Silicon Valley

“Oh really of what? Metamucil, polio, the phonograph, a nice piece of fish, segregated water fountains, senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants, erectile disfunction because of corroded penile arteries, deviled eggs as an entre, liking ike.”

— Dan O’Keefe, Elrich Bachmann, T.J Miller, imdb.com

Tagged: Funny, Nailed It, Dissing Dudes

“I think we should dig our own well and build our own generator. I also think we should store a year's worth of food and ammunition in a blast cellar. But we don't. So good luck when the shit hits the fan.”

— Mike Judge, Bertram Gilfoyle, Martin Starr, imdb.com

Tagged: Bespoke Servers, Hackers, Going Off The Grid

“Wait. Did you just say you were the cool cousin?”

— Mike Judge, Bertram Gilfoyle, Martin Starr, imdb.com

“It has all of that going for it, Richard, and I still hate it.”

— Ron Weiner, Bertram Gilfoyle, Martin Starr, imdb.com

Tagged: The Named Pied Piper

“Richard, you're a fucking rock star, OK? You just don't know cloud, this tiny, little, shitty area, which is becoming super important, and in many ways is the future of computing... That sort of went south on me, but you understand what I'm saying.”

— Dan O’Keefe, Elrich Bachmann, T.J Miller, imdb.com

Tagged: cloud computing