“Be sure to pee afterwards! Bacteria can get pushed into your urethra during any sort of sexual contact. You do not want to celebrate losing your virginity with a nasty UTI.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.comTagged: Virgins, Pee, bathroom, Bacteria, UTI
“Be prepared for clean-up. As mentioned above, there may be some blood involved. There may also be lots of bodily fluids that are rapidly sliding their way out of your orifices. Have a box of Kleenex or a towel nearby.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.comTagged: Virgins, cleaning, towels, tissues
“Let me be real with you: your first time is probably going to be short (if there’s a penis involved), a little awkward, and not particularly fantastic. It will feel like there are an awful lot of limbs involved and no good place to put any of them.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.comTagged: Virgins, short, penis, confusing