“You must be the short, depressed kid we ordered.”— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, imdb.com
“Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon!”— Craig McCracken, Amy Keating Rogers, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com
“Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend. Amber: Are you kidding? Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short.”— Jason Katims, Sarah Braverman, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“Marion: I remember during the war there was a war-bond rally, and Mickey Rooney showed up, and he helped them make thousands of dollars. Do you remember, Howard? Howard: I sure do. It's the last time I felt tall.”— Bobby Boswell, Marion Cunningham, Marion Ross, imdb.com
“Rhoda: My father's short. Mary: See, it didn't bother your mother did it? Rhoda: Bother her? She made him that way.”— Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com
“Life is not a beauty contest, some [ugly people] are great. What I hate is nasty, ugly people... the worst is ugly, short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life... they are mean and they want to kill you.”— Karl Lagerfeld, glamourmagazine.co.uk
“Life is short, and Art long; the crisis fleeting; experience perilous, and decision difficult.”— Hippocrates, amazon.com
“Let me be real with you: your first time is probably going to be short (if there’s a penis involved), a little awkward, and not particularly fantastic. It will feel like there are an awful lot of limbs involved and no good place to put any of them.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com
“No novels, please. I know these are trying times the world is in right now, and you will feel the need to express your philosophical meanderings on Benghazi or Rihanna VS Ke$ha or what funny thing your friend said today, but don’t send multiple long-ass messages.”— Madison Moore, thoughtcatalog.com