“I know all about audiences, they believe everything you say, except when you are telling the truth.”— Mark Twain, amazon.comTagged: Truth, audience, Crowd, humanity, dumb
“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.”— Mark Twain, amazon.comTagged: cigar, smoking, humor, Irony, Sarcasm
“My experience of men had long ago taught me that one of the surest ways of begetting an enemy was to do some stranger an act of kindness which should lay upon him the irritating sense of an obligation.”— Mark Twain, amazon.comTagged: angel, Good, Life, Living, beauty
“I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.”— Mark Twain, amazon.comTagged: angel, Good, Life, Living, beauty
“He said that man’s heart was the only bad heart in the animal kingdom; that man was the only animal capable of feeling malice, envy, vindictiveness, revengefulness, hatred, selfishness, the only animal that loves drunkenness, almost the only animal that could endure personal uncleanliness and a filt…”— Mark Twain, amazon.comTagged: Human Nature, heart, Mankind, humanity, Animal Kingdom