Quotes tagged ‘cigar’

“Uncle Lewis: [Clark is cleaning up the garbage off the kitchen floor after the dog went through it] Hey Gris, you're not doing anything constructive. Run into the living room and get my stogie. Clark: Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis? Ellen: He's an old man. This may be his last…”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That music... Frau Blücher: Yes. It's in your blood - it's in the blood of ALL Frankensteins. It reaches the soul when words are useless. Your grandfather used to play it to the creature HE vas making. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Then it was you all the time. Frau Blücher…”

— Mel Brooks, Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Gene Wilder, imdb.com

“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.”

— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.”

— Mark Twain, amazon.com