Quotes tagged ‘dumb’

“I'm not as dumb as I am.”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

“Ben Harp: You’re a real blue flame special, aren’t you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum, I know. What I don’t know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? Johnny Utah: [quietly] Not so far.”

— Kurt Wimmer, W. Peter Iliff, Rick King, Johnny Utah, Luke Bracey, imdb.com

“Kevin Copeland: Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta is if, if, if... Marcus Copeland: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. ‘We?’ Kevin, this ain’t about ‘we.’ It’s never been. It’s about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I’m dumb enough to go along with it. And look wh…”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Kevin Copeland, Shawn Wayans, imdb.com

“I'm not, like, book smart or fucking street smart or whatever, but, like I'm not dumb.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com

“According to the map, we've only gone four inches.”

— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Bennett Yellin, Harry Dunne, Jeff Daniels, imdb.com

“Dumb enough to fall in love.”

— Robin Veith, Dee Dee Blanchard, Patricia Arquette, imdb.com

“We waffle between following the rules and bending them, constantly worrying that if we bend too far, this whole rickety structure might topple and break. Because we know that we're always one dumb move away from ruin.”

— Qui Nguyen, Becca Gelb, Gideon Adlon, imdb.com

“The behavior of termites, together with ants and bees, is a precursor to trust because they have an extraordinary ability to form relationships and sophisticated social structures based on mutual altruism even though individually they are fundamentally dumb. Money itself is a derivative of trust. If…”

— Jeffrey Epstein, nymag.com

“He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name. 'X,' that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy 'X'. Just like our dump. Condemned by order of City Hall.”

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

“Where's the, where's the... gas, gas? Roll it up, puff-puff, pass-pass Never too many, grab bags Too many hoes with fat ass.”

— Sheck Wes, open.spotify.com

“Kara Milovy: You dumb, stupid, stubborn, zadnyaya chast' loshadi! James Bond: What's that supposed to mean? Kara Milovy: Back end of horse! James Bond: Are you calling me a horse's arse?”

— Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson, James Bond, Timothy Dalton, imdb.com

“Stealing sips of alcohol and being dumb with you, hands under the blankets while we in the living room, taking pictures of our pictures so they know we cool, that's my mood.”

— Carlie Hanson, open.spotify.com

“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!”

— Randall Einhorn, Kevin Malone, Brian Baumgartner, imdb.com

“Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants: to retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use. Ricky Bobby: That's dumb. Jean Girard: Why is it dumb? Ricky Bobby: Nah, that's dumb.”

— Will Ferrell, Jean Girard, Sacha Baron Cohen, imdb.com

“[from trailer] Your time's up, you dumb fuck.”

— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Nathan Summers / Cable, Josh Brolin, imdb.com

“Fredo Corleone: I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over! Michael Corleone: That's the way Pop wanted it. Fredo Corleone: It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says...like dumb...I'm smart and I want respect!”

— Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo, Fredo Corleone, John Cazale, imdb.com

“Shock: [singing] I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb. Barrel: I'm not the dumb one. Lock: You're no fun! Shock: Shut up! Lock: Make me!”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Lock (voice), Paul Reubens, imdb.com

“I also don’t do anybody any favors by being the smartest person in the room. And no one wants to feel dumb when they can’t pick up what I’m laying’ down.”

— Francesca Gailes, Adam Starks, Ruby Martinez, Jason Genao, imdb.com

“To start, press any key. Where’s the ANY key?”

— Dan Greaney, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Misty: You bitch, you thought that I'm some dumb swamp rat you could leave behind to die? Madison: Ummm, yes.”

— Ryan Murphy, Jessica Sharzer, Madison Montgomery, Emma Roberts, imdb.com