“I figure, when my husband comes home at night, if those kids are still alive, hey, I’ve done my job.”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.comTagged: Motherhood
“They write about me like I’m a murderess. And all I do is a little fucking comedy show on TV.”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.comTagged: Misogyny, Murderess, Sitcoms
“I’m funnier than every motherfucking man there is. And that’s how I felt when I was onstage.”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.comTagged: comedy, Are Women Funny?, Stand-Up Comedy
“To me, it’s a victory over my whole life that I can do stand-up. The way that I got abused as a child was psychological, and when I’m onstage I’ve taken my life and I’ve turned it around. I’ve gone, You’ve made me this way and now you can’t get me. I even like hecklers because it’s like, Just try to…”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.comTagged: Stand-Up Comedy, Abuse, Triumph
“Me and my husband found a foolproof method of birth control. Every night before we go to bed, we spend an hour with our kids.”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.comTagged: birth control, Marriage, kids
“We are still the wildest people we’ve ever known that aren’t in prison.”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.comTagged: Prison, Wild
“The only thing I ever thought about or knew was that I was going to be famous. I knew I would either have a big show or movie or all of it. That was a feeling I always had.”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.comTagged: Fame, Stardom, Confidence