“Theo: I mean, you're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer, but I don't love you any less because you're my dad. So instead of being disappointed that I'm not like you, maybe you should be happy and love me anyway, because I'm your son. Cliff: Theo... That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wo…”
— Michael J. Leeson, Ed. Weinberger, Cliff Huxtable, Bill Cosby, imdb.com