Season 1

“But I think the only way you can be happy is if you're yourself.”

— Mindy Kaling, Justin Noble, Rupinder Gill, Kimberly Finkle, Pauline Chalamet, imdb.com

“Your girl knows how to scheme.”

— Mindy Kaling, Rupinder Gill, Justin Noble, Kimberly Finkle, Pauline Chalamet, imdb.com

“I believe you and I will do something about it.”

— Mindy Kaling, Caroline Goldfarb, Beth Appel, Eric, Mekki Leeper, imdb.com

“Let's crunk out with our junk out.”

— Kristen Zublin, Mindy Kaling, Charlie Grandy, Whitney Chase, Alyah Chanelle Scott, imdb.com

“Sometimes the best ideas take a while to find.”

— Kristen Zublin, Mindy Kaling, Charlie Grandy, Bela Malhotra, Amrit Kaur, imdb.com

“A UTI is a rite of passage. You gotta wear it like a crown.”

— Kristen Zublin, Mindy Kaling, Charlie Grandy, Whitney Chase, Alyah Chanelle Scott, imdb.com

“I will not drive myself crazy waiting on some man's attention. I refuse to overthink this.”

— Matt Warburton, Sheridan Watson, Kimberly Finkle, Pauline Chalamet, imdb.com

“Whitney: You look like the perfume lady at Bloomingdales. Leighton: That is the meanest thing you could've said to me.”

— Mindy Kaling, Beth Appel, Charlie Grandy, Whitney Chase, Alyah Chanelle Scott, imdb.com

“The idea of sitting through a musical makes me want to light myself on fire.”

— Rupinder Gill, Vanessa Baden Kelly, Mindy Kaling, Justin Noble, Bela Malhotra, Amrit Kaur, imdb.com

“Look, we don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us.”

— Justin Noble, Mindy Kaling, Bela Malhotra, Amrit Kaur, imdb.com