“A UTI is a rite of passage. You gotta wear it like a crown.”— Kristen Zublin, Mindy Kaling, Charlie Grandy, Whitney Chase, Alyah Chanelle Scott, imdb.com
“Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker! Go ahead pick yourself out a live one.”— Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen, Cotton Hill, Toby Huss, imdb.com
“You have the sickness like your father had before you. He stifled it the only way he could. These mental perversions are an affliction of the extremely affluent. Cousins marry cousins to protect the money, to keep the estates whole. Inbreeding. Becomes a rite of passage to have a psychotic or two in…”— Jessica Sharzer, Gloria Mott, Frances Conroy, imdb.com