Episode
by John Swartzwelder, David Silverman, Susan Blu, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta and 15 others
Fed up with Nelson's bullying, the kids from Springfield Elementary decide to teach him a lesson. With advice from Grandpa, Bart leads them into battle.
(2 total)
Characters
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy.”
— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let's see: Don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do, and what else...?”
— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com