Gym Teacher: Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school. Lisa: You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?
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Episode
Lisa on Ice
When she nearly flunks gym class, Lisa is forced to take up a sport. She's a natural at hockey, but things get complicated when her team faces off against Bart's. In a tense moment on the ice, sibling rivalry melts into sibling loyalty.
Nelson: [beating up Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time! Lisa: Lay off, guys! He's with me. Jimbo: It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.
Bart: Lisa, certain difference, rivalries if you will, have come up between us. At first I thought we could talk it over like civilized people, but instead...I just ripped the head off Mr. Honeybunny! Lisa: Bart that was your cherished childhood toy.
Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone.
That's very nice, Dad, but it's wrong for you to reward violent, competitive behavior. However, I will sit up front with you if it's a fatherly gesture of love.