“Xanthippe Voorhees: You don't have a cell phone? Kimmy Schmidt: Well I had a cell phone, Xan. Obvs. But I lost it. At the zoo. A monkey took it and she wouldn't give it back. Yeah, Xan. The monkey was a woman. Women can be anything these days.”
— Jack Burditt, Robert Carlock, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com