Quotes tagged ‘cell phone’

“Flight Attendant: Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you turn off your cellular phone. Toby: We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. Came off the line ten months ago. Carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. And you're telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at…”

— Aaron Sorkin, Toby Ziegler, Richard Schiff, imdb.com

“Xanthippe Voorhees: You don't have a cell phone? Kimmy Schmidt: Well I had a cell phone, Xan. Obvs. But I lost it. At the zoo. A monkey took it and she wouldn't give it back. Yeah, Xan. The monkey was a woman. Women can be anything these days.”

— Jack Burditt, Robert Carlock, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells! J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.' Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk! J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stic…”

— Janae Bakken, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“I’m down to 1%, but that should be just enough to finish this twe”

— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com

“At least attempt to sext.”

— Danielle Pryor, puckermob.com

“Take a few minutes to acquaint yourself with your phone's buttons. The pros use the top volume button to take a picture instead of the actual camera button.”

— Liza Corsillo, gq.com

“Are you suddenly finding it hard to get in touch with your significant other? Is his mobile phone turned off during times you normally can reach him, or does he claim not to have had any cell service for hours at a time? Or maybe he says he has business meetings all night or a work conference all we…”

— Kristin Koch, womansday.com