Quotes tagged ‘90s Movies’

“Josh: 'Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side of the road!' Cher: 'I am! You try driving in platforms.'”

— Cher, Josh, amazon.com

“Heather: 'It’s just like Hamlet said, ‘To thine own self be true.’' Cher: 'Hamlet didn’t say that.' Heather: 'I think I remember Hamlet accurately.' Cher: 'Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn’t say that. That Polonius guy did.'”

— Cher, Heather, amazon.com

“Dionne: 'Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?' Cher: 'God, no! Nothing like that.'”

— Cher, Dionne, amazon.com

“Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Whatever!”

— Amber, amazon.com

“If I’m too good for him, then how come I’m not with him?”

— Tai, amazon.com

“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.”

— Cher, amazon.com

“I don’t get it. Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?”

— Cher, amazon.com

“He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Josh: 'You want to practice parking?' Cher: 'What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.'”

— Cher, Josh, amazon.com

“Mel: 'So, what did you do in school today?' Cher: 'Well, I broke in my purple clogs.'”

— Cher, Mel, amazon.com

“Cher: 'Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.' Lucy (storming off): 'I'm not a Mexican!' Cher: 'Great, what was that all about?' Josh: 'Lucy's from El Salvador.' Cher: 'So?' Josh: 'It's an entirely different country.' Cher: 'What does that matter?' Josh: 'You get upset if someone thinks you live belo…”

— Cher, Josh, amazon.com

“Cher: 'Would you call me selfish?' Dionne: 'No, not to your face.'”

— Cher, Dionne, amazon.com

“As if!”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Dionne: 'Uh, Hello? There was a stop sign.' Cher: "I totally paused.”

— Cher, Dionne, amazon.com

“Cher: 'Daddy, this is Tai.' Mel (to Tai): 'Get out of my chair.'”

— Cher, Mel, amazon.com

“Mel: 'What the hell is that?' Cher: 'A dress.' Mel: 'Says who?' Cher: 'Calvin Klein.'”

— Cher, Mel, amazon.com

“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’ Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ’cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not…”

— Cher, amazon.com

“That’s Ren and Stimpy. They’re way existential.”

— Cher, amazon.com

“Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

— Tai, amazon.com