“Heather: 'It’s just like Hamlet said, ‘To thine own self be true.’' Cher: 'Hamlet didn’t say that.' Heather: 'I think I remember Hamlet accurately.' Cher: 'Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn’t say that. That Polonius guy did.'”Tagged: 90s Movies, Clueless, teenager, Hamlet, Mel Gibson
“Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much.”Tagged: boys, Advice, hard to get, Eye Contact
“Heather: I drink, I cuss, I sleep around. What are you going to do about it? Nun: I don't think you do any of those things. Heather: I use the b word sometimes. Nun: Who hasn't?”Tagged: Cuss, Drinking, B-Word
“Uh, college is going to be pretty sick. Eating ramen and snatching V-cards.”Tagged: College, Ramen, Sex