Josh: 'Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side of the road!' Cher: 'I am! You try driving in platforms.'
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Josh: 'You want to practice parking?' Cher: 'What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.'
Cher: 'Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.' Lucy (storming off): 'I'm not a Mexican!' Cher: 'Great, what was that all about?' Josh: 'Lucy's from El Salvador.' Cher: 'So?' Josh: 'It's an entirely different country.' Cher: 'What does that matter?' Josh: 'You get upset if someone thinks you live…
I don't know how to do caring. I don't even know how to care for myself. I never floss.
Don't really get the big spoon, little spoon thing. Surely, they'd be the same sized spoons.
Why are you always googling giraffes?
I was hoping puberty would do a better job, but no. Puberty did a good job with you. You used to be really awkward to look at.
There's nothing like a call from your dad to make your erection go away.
I just really think I'm going to miss vaginas. They just- They just make so much sense, Tom, you know? So nifty.
She's mentally ill. She's not saving up for a Game Boy.
Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child is in direct ratio to the men who enjoy kissing boys.
Coming out, to me, just seems so '90s, you know?
It's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.