“Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all!”— askflow1111, reddit.com
“You've got a key to his place. Men are protective of their domain. Face it, just because you are going steady and sometimes you sleep over, doesn't mean he is going to give you unlimited access to his kingdom. If he has restless eyes, then you can count on the fact that he won't be sharing his keys…”— Cecelia Campbell, jamaicaobserver.com
“When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“You make major purchases with them. If you are okay adding them to your credit card, or going in on a major purchase like a car or house, that means that you want to build a life together.”— Julie Keating, lovepanky.com
“Your brand new, empty house. Christening your house is a must. And the time when you have nothing more than a mattress on the ground and a lamp in the corner is the perfect time to get it done. Not only do you get the thrill of not having any house baggage just yet (nothing kills the mood like looki…”— Kris Norton, therichest.com
“More than just shelter for ourselves and for our loved ones, more than just 'the biggest purchase you'll ever make,' a house is a repository for every piece of baggage we've ever carried. Our homes protect us from the outside world, show off our taste, and accommodate our stuff. Perhaps above all, t…”— Meghan Daum, amazon.com