Quotes tagged ‘House’

“What is this compulsion to have people over at your house and serve them food and talk to them?”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Sorry, I blew up your house.”

— Christina M. Kim, Patterson, Ashley Johnson, imdb.com

“Do you know when a panic room is truly useless? When the house around it is burning down.”

— Michael McGrale, Brynn Malone, Theo, Michael Ealy, imdb.com

“There are five pups, one for each of the Stark children. The direwolf is the sigil of your House. They were meant to have them”

— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Jon Snow, Kit Harington, imdb.com

“Hey hey It's just a house. It's not you, or your family, or your childhood. It's just a house. Some wood and some stone, and glass.”

— Marissa Jo Cerar, Callie Jacob, Maia Mitchell, imdb.com

“Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, Sir?”

— John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

“I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

“Summer: I'm busy. Studying. Naked. Seth: Is that supposed to keep me away? Summer: Cohen? You're at my house! Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.”

— Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Ivy: You broke into my place? Cameron: Well, you broke into Kirsten's mind so...”

— Don Whitehead, Holly Henderson, Cameron Goodkin, Kyle Harris, imdb.com

“Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!”

— Nancy Pimental, Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Jenny: This is such a great place! I mean, how many people have their own turret? Sabrina: I don’t know, me and Rapunzel?”

— Jon Sherman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Why are you so intent on moving out of a house that you like, in order for you to continue to do a job you don't like?”

— Alicia Marie Schudt, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

“This is like boyfriend material house!”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

“"Your body is the house you grew up in. How dare you try to burn it to the ground."”

— Sierra Demulder, sierrademulder.tumblr.com

“"Everybody’s got a dream house The house of your dreams. "”

— Dane Cook, genius.com

“How are marriages like tornadoes? They begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you lose your house.”

— punchin_mr_clown, reddit.com

“Why are hurricanes named after women? When they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take you house and car.”

— dv1r, reddit.com

“A wife is like a hand grenade, Take off the ring and there goes the house”

— Oreo4life90, reddit.com

“If you go to someone’s house and they don’t have any books don’t [sleep with] them.”

— John Waters, goodreads.com

“We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it.”

— Tennessee Williams, amazon.com